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Easter Eggs are hidden pages, games or other fun things found on web-sites, computer games, videos etc.  You have to find them by locating the secret entrance which can be a simple hidden click (like here) or a combination of buttons on a game controller.  If you want to know more about them, Google "easter eggs media" or go to EEGGS.COM
A man
walks into a
factory sporting a
"HANDYMAN WANTED"
sign on the front gate and asks
for the job.  The foreman asks him
if he can lay concrete - "Nope" is the
reply.  The foreman asks him if he is any good at carpentry, "Nope" is the reply. So, the foreman asks him if he can weld or do iron work -"Nope" is the reply. By this time the foreman is getting angry and shouts
at the man "You can't work steel,you
can't work timber or concrete- just
what is it that makes you so
HANDY!!!"  The man
replies - "I live just
around the
  corner"
A handyman gets a call to a house in Vaucluse for a painting job.  When he gets there he finds that its a mansion with pool, tennis court, luxury cars etc.  The owner says to him "How much to paint my porch?".  The handyman thinks for a bit and then says "Two hundred should cover the labour". "Fine" says the owner, "there's paint in the shed.  I'll be out back by the pool when you've finished".  A couple of hours later the handyman comes out to the pool and says "Jobs done mate.  I had plenty of paint so I gave it two coats".  The owner is really impressed, gives him his money and promises him more work as he was so quick.  "It was nothing" says the handyman "no trouble at all.  By the way, I hate to correct you but its a Ferrari not a Porsche!"
All the words you ever wanted - a collection of word collections.
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